Booty Call Agreement

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the “Agreement”) is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007/08, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.


1. No sleeping over – unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM – we don’t have shit to talk about.

4. None of that “lovemaking” shit – only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don’t ask.

6. No plans made in advance – that is why you are called the “backup,” unless you are from out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted – money is always good.

8. No baby talk – however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers – it’s really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other “friends with privileges” we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK – don’t be offended.

12. No extra clothing – I don’t want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex – it’s over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.

14. Don’t be offended if I don’t ask if you enjoyed it – I don’t care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: “My roommate’s

17. Doggie style is the preferred position – the reason is less eye contact the better.

19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

20. Bring your own drink – I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please – don’t want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

22. No second phone calls, if you don’t pick up the first time, then you get moved to the end of the list.


The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party

Date: ________________

Participating Party

Date: ________________

sick =(

I literally am getting worse day by day. My throat hurts. my body tired. flu and fatigue…It’s horrible. What’s adding to this is the cold harsh weather. I can’t believe it’s here already, again!

I have one paper due on GPS, which is going really really bad. I’m being more redundant than ever. I also have one exam in accounting, one in business math, one in marketing and one last one in lab. I should be done school by the 12th so hooray for me. I finally can go visit my doctor I guess and have my shot taken. I also should look into a dental checkup while I’m at it.

I’m going to be working today which is Thursday, Friday and again Saturday this week as I really haven’t gone much at all and won’t be next 2 weeks due to my upcoming examinations.

I finally got to see Gossip Girls yesterday and am happy. It’s becoming more exciting..ah, the upper class life in New York! I can’t wait for the next one. Let me know what your feedback is.

I did this before & would like to show you this video. I think it rocks…


to the nice guys

To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her.
To every guy who knows which girl he wants.
To every guy that’s said, “You’re beautiful.”
To every guy that was never too busy TO DRIVE across town(or across the STATE)( or across the country ) to see HER.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she’s sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours, just to see her for a few minutes
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that (just wants to cuddle)
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. And honestly believed what he said.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought “maybe this could be the one”.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that wasn’t …just trying to get laid.
To every guy that gave his heart and still has a piece missing.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if he is not the one that makes her that way.
To every guy who doesn’t care how far she lives but will date her regardless.
To every guy who cares the most about how she feels, even when she breaks your heart.

ever ever after

Watched Enchanted yesterday. It’s really one of those rare pieces of ‘all ages entertainment’ that will actually work for all ages. It couldn’t be whispier or more Disney-rific — don’t expect any grand philosophies on life beyond ‘ain’t true love grand?’ — but as a way to pass a couple hours in sheer movie-movie bliss, you can’t go wrong.

I recommend you guys watch Enchanted… =)


If I lay here…

Winter’s been depressing. Just a whole time dedicated to work and school. I just wish I had an entire weekend to myself. I’m going to watch a movie with my family, and laying here at home is just the best feeling in the world…nothing to worry about .. till tomorrow! =( Back to the library for me that is.

Enjoy your weekend guys!

You know you love me,


Dead Woman Walking … like a Zombie

This is exactly how I feel. My days are slow. I feel that I have so much work to do in school but because I needed to pay off tuition, I had to come in to work almost everyday this week which is really unusual as I only show up 2 – 3x a week. Sometimes, once a week if I’m lucky.

I’ve been only able to get 3-6 hrs of sleep and am up early the next day to come in to school and if lucky, get on my day then rush back to Toronto to work. It started snowing today. The first sight of snow. Winter is finally here, back again. Seemed only like 5 months ago when it just left. Lol, all I can think of is holiday gifts. Haha!

My schedule is full especially on Dec 13th, which is work at 1:30 – 9:30 only. December 14th which is officially my last day of school for this semester, which means I have my last lab class at 8-9:30am, a holiday buffet with my work colleagues at downtown Toronto then later with my mom and sister to York University for a small party that I’m invited to.

I also have to buy 2 gifts, one for work, and one for school as we promised we’d exchanged gifts..all part of the holiday season. It seems like fun anyways.

I just got a Lab exam later on today so wish me goodluck. Then I’m off to Square One to meet my youngest sister for this Gala Event and hopefully home to write my Cybernation Project on GPS. Also, to study Business Math, work on my Accounting Assignment and then study Chapter 10-13 for Marketing.

Doesn’t even feel like I’m off. =(

You know you love me,